You sound pretty cock-sure, Nemesis. Hope it doesn't result result in a cock-up. Was the last word you typed "bitch" (i.e. a female dog)?

Go ahead and give us your riddle.  ;D

You're right, Basse. :-D And wristwatch isn't the only thing we can't say. We can't go off half-cocked. In fact, we can't cock a gun at all. And, as everyone knows, a male chicken is a cock, right? Now let's see, what if my dog was a cocker spaniel? What if I went to Chicago and visited the John Han...

LOL. Oh, this is TOO funny.

Okay, now I can't resist trying out some others.

Here's George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on television (a bit outdated now):

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Let's see how those get cleaned up. Bwa-ha-ha.

I guess this board has some automatic language cleaners. It replaces "t-w-a-t" with "thingy", even though it was in the middle of a word. LOL.

wristhingych???????  :o

That's not what I wrote!

I wrote: wristwatch

Just in case it replaces the "twat" with "thingy" again: wrist-watch

High face = a man
Low face = his wristwatch

Here's another easy one, but nicely written:

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

I'm back. And waiting patiently for the next riddle. ;-)

I really need to get in the habit of checking here. Those were some good riddles.

Unfortunately, after today, I'll be away for a week.

Hmmmmm. How about "plays"? :-/

Fits almost everything, except the highway toll.

Affy - you got it!  ;D

You get to do the next one.

The answer is baseball

Here's mine:

The one who makes it, doesn't want it
The one who buys it, doesn't use it
The one who uses it, doesn't see it
What is it?