BICKERING TORCH
The magical bickering
torches are always bickering, usually about someone else.
The
bickering torch found in
Flatheadia Castle in 883 GUE bickering about
things such as, "All the other torches were picking on me",
"Everyone likes the flickering torch better than me", "I saw the
guttering torch wasting oil!", "How come I didn't get made out of
top-quality wood like the other torches?", "The
muttering torch was
talking about burning down the castle."
The bickering
torch found in a torch-holder on the outside of the
Stone Barrow (along with a
flickering torch),
near the
White House sometime between circa 966~1000 GUE named itself
El Grande Queso. This prideful torch, which may have been the very same
one from Flatheadia, doused when brought into extreme darkness,
explicit danger, or untamed underground animal life (such as
grues).
| SOURCE(S): Zork Zero, Zork Grand Inquisitor |