OF THE UNKNOWN IMPLEMENTOR
The Tomb of the Unknown Implementor, within the gates of Hades, is
the anteroom to the Crypt of the Implementors in its north wall. The
crypt entrance is surrounded by four severed heads of fallen
Implementors of unknown identity. Although they are dead, they foresaw that some cretin
would tamper with their remains. Therefore, they took steps to punish
such actions with a curse that would place the violator's head upon a
like pole. Above the door is the cryptic inscription "Feel Free."
entering the tomb, one is greeted by a hollow voice that says, "That's
not a bug, it's a feature!" The remainder of the chamber contains
alien-like relics evidently produced by the Implementors during their
long struggle to win totally, such as bottles made out of magic glass
that when broken disappear immediately, and deteriorating stacks of
While this chamber is almost a mirror
image of the Tomb of the Twelve Flatheads, most archeologists
presume this crypt is the original.