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Need to sharpen your sword? Or perhaps your lantern ran out of fuel? Well come on in, drink some rye and let Jack sharpen your blade and fill that lantern!

If you must talk about something that isn't about grue slaying, adventuring or even drinking some of that tasty rye, then do it here.