EPOZZ
An epozz is a unit of measurement that denotes a particular geological
period of history on
Zork. The first and most ancient epozz,
existing prior to the great disaster has never been given an official
name as it is discounted by the evolutionists and only exists in
religious documents. The five to follow it have been dated differently
depending
on one's worldview. It is uncertain when/if the Curseolithic has ended
and which Epozz we are currently within. The so-called
Futurelithic Age is used by temporal travelers to
refer to any period
of time existing after the present age.
In
the chart to follow, the first dates given are those that are generally
accepted by those who believe in the creation of Zork by Eru and a team
of Implementors (along with a Great Brogmoid that holds up the world)
while those who believe in
evolution and deny such things commonly accept those of the second
column.
| EPOZZ |
DATING: CREATIONISM |
DATING: EVOLUTIONISM |
| Frobeolithic
Glacier |
between 3120~2439 BE |
c. 1,000,000 BE |
| Frobozzolithic Lake |
between 3120~2439 BE |
c. 50,000 BE |
| Brogmolithic Volcano |
c. 2439 BE |
c. 30,000 BE |
| Zorkeolithic | c. 2000 BE~883 GUE
| c. 10,000 BE~883 GUE
|
Curseolithic
|
883 GUE~?????
|
883 GUE~?????
|
| SOURCE(S): Zork Nemesis, A History of Quendor |