FROBOZZ MAGIC GUNK
Whether created by directly, or inspired by authentic elven gunk,
Frobozz Magic All-Purpose Gunk was known to be elven technology and
great for patching leaks. Able to patch torn inflatable rafts and leaky
pipes, it did not work on dams. The all-purpose gunk is not a
lubricant, and is not recommended to be used for the brushing of
teeth, as those who have attempted this hideous error have found their
mouth glued together (with their nose) to died of respiratory failure.