FROBOZZ MAGIC PASSAGE COMPANY
The Frobozz Magic Passage Company was responsible for vast networks of
corridors which were installed within the Great Underground Empire
prior to its 883 GUE collapse. Their passages were made out of the same
material as donut holes, and although many came off the production line
only about a hundredth of a bloit long, once installed, were wide
enough to walk through.
The following instructions accompanied each passage:
Your Magic Passage should last you for many useful years. To
INSTALL THE PASSAGE IN THE _____ WALL. Remember, your Magic Passage, once
installed, is not removable! Please contact your dealer with any questions or
Another fine product of the Frobozz Magic Passage Company.
These non-removable passages could only be installed in a wall. A
built-in safety feature prevented them from being installed in a
vehicle. In certain enchanted places, some passages were repelled, as
though two inconsistent types of magic were at work
in the same place.
The Frobozz Magic Company had a strict code about the pristine quality
of their passages. Unfit products, such as those that were slightly
damaged or slightly irregular were marked for discarding (although
nobody other than one of the bureaucratic Passage Inspectors would ever notice and most were perfectly usable).
The lower levels of the castle at Flatheadia once held a tremendous
warehouse where passagesways and tunnels would be stored before being
installed as part of the Great Underground Empire.
The reflection of one of these passages at Mirror Lake revealed its
hidden magical properties, a feature which was invisible when gazed
upon the passage with the naked eye: the edges dripping with unset glue.