Granola is hard, dry foodstuff harvested from the Granola Mines of
Antharia--healthy, all-natural, completely unprocessed and free o'
additives. While no one in Quendor liked granola, the gnomes, trolls,
and other magical races of the Eastlands loved it. Thus when
Pseudo-Duncanthrax conquered Antharia in 665, he had a market for all
of the useless granola that he had accumulated. A favorite of these
natives was a tall, frosty Granola Floats. As early as the 700 and
800s, it was discovered that granola could be smoked, and instantly
became a major addictive.
One commerical brand of granola is known as "Zork Granola."
- Granola prices skyrocketed as mining production slowed to a historic low (sometime between 945~949).
Sacred granola for some unknown religious purpose was discovered at the Steppinthrax Monatery in 949.
The health and safety codes are very tough on piles of dragon excrements near delicious granola.
It has been said that granola bar salesmen are more despised that murders.
- Granola is one of the face cards in the popular card game Double Fanucci.
|SOURCE(S): X Legends of Zork|