SAILOR (HIEYZ WIZKA)
"Hello Sailor" (or "Hieyz wizka") is the motto of Antharia. Some historians believe that Eastland natives, fearing Duncanthrax's
Antharian-based invasion, wrote the following particular commandment to prevent the natives from contacting the invaders:
Oh ye who go about saying unto each: "Hello sailor":
Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods?
Yea, verily, thou shalt be ground between two stones.
Shall the angry gods cast thy body into the whirlpool?
Surely, thy eye shall be put out with a sharp stick!
Even unto the ends of the earth shalt thou wander and
unto the land of the dead shalt thou be sent at last.
Surely thou shalt repent of thy cunning.
With the fall of Flatheadia and the Great Underground
Empire in 883, the motto of Port Foozle was changed to “Hello, sailor". However this was later recanted
(and then decanted) when it was pointed out that Port Foozle should not
be receiving a scurrilous reputation for that sort of thing when they
already had a perfectly good scurrilous reputation for drinking and
gambling, the epicentre of which was the world-famous Port Foozle
Casino. (The threat of legal action from Antharia, whose motto "Hieya
wizka" translates to "Hello, sailor", may have also had something to do
It is also known that John Paul Flathead had a button attached to his hat with the phrase "hello sailor" upon it: