Theodore P. Huntington, nicknamed "Ted", was a patient of the Gray Mountain Asylum sometime prior to 949 GUE.

The diagnosis, "Creative, free thinker" was what placed him into the Asylum.  Further synopsis tell that he thought content contained delusions with grandiose themes, claimed to be President of earth, had obsession nervous, was obsessed with escaping Ellen Le Generes' inappropriate advances, and he said he was God and those at the Asylum were the Devil (which the caretakers of the Asylum were content with).

SOURCE(S): Zork Nemesis