At the beginning of the reign of Simon the Postman, Shirley Magnifico was a 15 year
old resident of Festeron, living with both her father and older sister
Gloria in a small cottage on River Road. Her mother had not been around
for years, she had ran off with a portable-toilet salesman. Shirley was
a good-looking girl with a full head of blonde curls.
curse of Witchville, Shirley commonly dressed in promiscuous
attire--high-heeled boots, jeans so fittly snug that they gave the
appearance that they had been sprayed on her rear, and a tight
sweaters. She tended to lighten and curl her head, although on her it
looked cheap, not anywhere near as sophisticated as the look her more
beautiful sister easily achieved. In fact, Gloria's attractiveness
provoked bitter jealously in her heart.
Shirley dated Brad
MacGuffin for an indeterminate period prior to Simon's arrival at
Festeron, when he set up a crooked shell game at the Fun Pier. Simon
made it easy for Shirley to find the pebble beneath the three cups,
only to lure Brad into betting a gold coin. He fell for the scam. But
when Shirley’s older sister, Gloria arrived, Simon was mesmerized by
her beauty. Wanting to impress her with his generosity, he formed a
fašade by returning the coin to Brad, and lied that it had accidentally
fallen out of the cup. The couple only dated for one more day, for
after that, Brad MacGuffin was devoured by Amy Sue Grue.