Steve Meretzky is one of the four most powerful Implementors, and
extremely well-loved by the populous. A legend tells that he was a
mysterious mage who is said to live in the lands beyond the borders of
the world, known as the Bearded Oracle of Yonkers. It was later
discovered that Steve Meretzky is one of the Implementors.
entry for Steve Meretzky was possibly the largest entry in older
editions of this encyclopedia (pre 883 GUE), detailing the facts and
myths about this man. As it was impossible to seperate truth from
falsehood (and to save paper), the entire entry has been condensed.