Steve Meretzky is one of the four most powerful Implementors, and extremely well-loved by the populous. A legend tells that he was a mysterious mage who is said to live in the lands beyond the borders of the world, known as the Bearded Oracle of Yonkers. It was later discovered that Steve Meretzky is one of the Implementors.

*The entry for Steve Meretzky was possibly the largest entry in older editions of this encyclopedia (pre 883 GUE), detailing the facts and myths about this man. As it was impossible to seperate truth from falsehood (and to save paper), the entire entry has been condensed.