The magical muttering torches are continually muttering about various topics. One found in Flatheadia Castle, 883 GUE, muttered about human palm odors, the unfairness of existence as a torch, being held too tightly, the callous discarding of burned-out torches, the uncomfortableness of most sconces, etc. According to the bickering torch of the same castle, this muttering torch desired to burn down the castle.