PERMA-SUCK

The Perma-Suck vacuum, one of the fine products from the Perma series, was an 8-foot long mechanism of solid steel construction. This piece of Frobozz Electric craftsmanship, able stick onto anything, came with the motto, "We don't make things that suck. We make things that suck permanently."

In 1067 GUE, Frobozz Electric sent out Perma-Suck door-to-door salesmen. One of these salesmen, known as AFGNCAAP, or later the Fourth Dungeon Dungeon Master, was responsible for returningmagic to Zork.