PORT FOOZLE PSYCHIC FRIENDS BUREAU
The Port Foozle Psychic Friends Bureau was another of the "bogus
carpetbaggers" which had sprung up in the place of magic following its
collapse in 966 GUE.
Despite the frauds, Lucy Flathead, who
worked here in 1048 GUE, was the only authentic telepath that had ever
been employed here. She never let on to the others at the Bureau that
she was an actual telepath, partly out of a kind of professional
courtesy (because, according to her, they were scalawags and scams and
she did want them to feel badly that she was not) and partly because
she was embarrassed if people knew that she knew what they were
thinking, especially the men.