thirteen years of planning and two-thirds of the way through his
reign, Lord Dimwit Flathead
’s coronation ceremony began on Oracle
22nd, 783 at
. The coronation lasted for an additional 18 fun-filled
months, and once all bills were in, cost twelve times the Great Underground Empire
finished painting his Coronation Portrait of
King Dimwit, which was the last of the Twelve Flathead
portrait captured him in the classic pose of imbecility, astride his
gaudy throne. This
incredible ceremony solidified the King’s informal title, Lord Dimwit
Flathead the Excessive. Those who refused to attend the ridiculous
coronation were incarcerated.
Since Dimwit’s coronation, all subsequent kings were crowned on Oracle
22nd and even today, it is still observed anually in many parts of the kingdom.