ub is a magical vaporizing chest rub which is used to
treat colds and any other medical issues involving the lungs and breathing. It has been
rated "mostly harmless" by the FrobozzCo International Safety Trust
given that tests have shown it to improve breathing in all conditions (indoors,
outside [exposed to allergens] and underwater), but it has been known to
occasionally cause areas of skin to sprout pomegranate trees. It is highly inadvisable to
eat Eldritch VapoRub.
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