Fungus, plural "fungi", is a class of saprophytic parasitical plants
which lack chlorophyll and are frequently found in the less hygienic
cavities of brogmoids
. The fungi in the Great Brogmoid
so thick that it formed a virtual forest within the ear. Although their
dialect is uncomprehensible by the unenchanted human ear, it is known
that fungi discuss topics such as the woeful lack of moisture within an
ear, or spore-care techniques.