Granted sainthood sometime before 883 GUE, Saint Quakko, the patron saint of
people who aren't sure of things, may or may not have a holiday in his
honor on 25 Jelly of each year.
is legend that Saint Quakko used to wipe the smiles off the faces of
the heathens he battled with is Sacred Soap and Towel Set. It is
presumed that he would have continued to battle these infidels had he
not fallen to his death off Aragain Falls. His Sacred Soap and Towels
survived the drop, but were not recovered until the Great Monster
It has been said that Quakko retained his powers beyond the grave, and those equipped with a charm known as Saint Quakko's Protection
are said to harness his intercessory powers during battles.