The ever-tasty Zork Rocks are said to be a clever marketing of
dangerously unstable spell residue with red food coloring to appeal to
of GUE Tech
determined that eating Zork Rocks while
drinking any cola based beverage (such as Blam
Classic) can be harmful
to your health because your stomach will explode within 45 seconds.
This was how the kid died whose picture was at one time on all the Zork
boxes. Due to this, a health memo was sent out from GUE Tech to
all students and rat-ants
warning them of this terrible mixing.
Zork Rocks can easily be detected by the pulsing-red which emanated
even through its foil wrapper. When they explode, everything in the
vicinity that is not made of tempered Borphean
steel is destroyed along
|SOURCE(S): Zork: Grand Inquisitor|