The great infamous pirate Long Jim Zorkmid was the only man reputed to be more excessive than Lord Dimwit Flathead. He possibly had a female companion (see image below).

Long Jim lost his tattered bandana during the Great Monster Uprising, which was purchased soon after by an adventurer for 30 coconuts.

On a certain Wands Day of the Great Monster Uprising, a gremlin who took pleasure in lurking underground was responsible for alerting the authorities to the whereabouts of Long Jim Zorkmid. He was then quickly detained and imprisoned in the Antharian Caves for his crimes against Anatharian shipping. It is uncertain how he made his clever escape the following day; all investigations were able to turn  up was information that several washwomen seemed to have grown beards and peg legs in the hour immediately before his disappearance.