|Like to learn something, would you?
Well, you never know quite what you're going to get in here, but you'll feel enriched for
Have a look around in this pure function, utilitarian office space. There's a girlie calendar on the wall, along with a large-face analog clock -- you don't think you'd find a digital clock at the Hotel New Zork, do you? Grated windows keep the customers out, or maybe they keep the telegram handlers in.
If you care to read the latest telegram, have a look-see.
But don't forget to look in the filing cabinet.